Thursday, August 18, 2011

Qantas pilots want a piece of the action

Qantas pilots have launched a campaign to encourage the company to hire the flight attendant sacked by Cathay Pacific over the recent sex scandal. Pilots Association president Mr Woodywad said that Australian pilots were missing out on the services experienced by their foreign based counterparts.
"Our flight attendants are too busy shagging celebrities like Ralph Fiennes to help alleviate the boredom experienced by our pilots on long-haul flights."
A spokesperson from Qantas suggested that the pilots might like to consider joining the recently announced Asian premium service carrier.

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