Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Steve Jobs is Dead


  1. Have the faithful started work on his Sainthood app yet?
  2. Will Apple create an Android Steve?
  3. Will his coffin be black, white or brushed metal?

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

The Headlines

  • Amanda Knox released from Italian jail - too old for Berlusconi.
  • Apple releases new iPhone - gets confused between S and 5.
  • Qantas management threatened - offered tickets on Tiger?
  • Cadel Evans to skip Tour Downunder - swaps bicycle for a rope.
  • Live coverage of Tax Summit - win for insomniac shift workers.